Oddball. Shameless Golden Girls Fan. Crowd Surfer. Avid Reader. Wannabe Writer. Animal Lover.


the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

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The reason I don’t smile when I’m riding is because I’m trying to remember where the fuck I’m going.

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Hostage Negotiation

When I’m trying to schedule meetings with higher ups, I sometimes feel like I’m negotiating for the release of a hostage.

"3:00pm is too early for us…no really, I’m not trying to be difficult.  We just can’t swing that.  How about 3:30pm?  It’s not that far off what you asked for, and everyone will be happy."

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  • Other equestrians: I just bought a new horse!
  • Other equestrians: I'm going 3 day eventing tomorrow!
  • Other equestrians: I just won first place in the hunters!
  • Other equestrians: Today I jumped 5 foot!
  • Other equestrians: I'm going riding on the beach!
  • Other equestrians: I just bought a new trailer!
  • Other equestrians: Taking my horse to his first show!
  • Me: Today my horse stole my biscuit and ate it.

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